***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE***
Mount Rushmore, South Dakota (SNS) - The National Park Service is pleased to announce that it has reached an agreement with Sammy. The National Park Service has committed to carving Sammy's head, the fifth and final onto Mount Rushmore, either when Sammy becomes president or is fully potty trained. This is being heralded as perhaps the greatest achievement yet on part of the National Park Service. Sammy insisted on and received assurances that his head would be carved with his favorite cowboy hat on.
Sammy News Service (SNS) File photo:
Michele, Sammy, and Ranger Daphne Treehugger sealing the agreement
Michele, Sammy, and Ranger Daphne Treehugger sealing the agreement
